Time waits for no one

I’m slowing getting into watching Mr. Show. I just wished I had caught it sooner.

… Probably the most interesting website I’ve found is a time and date counter. It can track how long it is until, or has passed, since a certain point in time.

Now I haven’t really had anything to look forward to, but I did figure out how long I’ve been alive in forms of days, hours, months, minutes and seconds. When you only look at things in a larger scale, you miss all the smaller things.

So I discovered, with a little math, I’ll be alive for 1 billion seconds on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 5:04:40 p.m.

And in case you are wondering, it is 11,574 days from the day you are born – 31 years, eight months and approximately seven days. And if you know what time you are born, add one hour, 46 minutes and 40 seconds to the time.

… So I have a stupid problem. I’ve allowed my vacation time to hit the ceiling and for a paycheck, couldn’t accrue anymore. It was a combination of good and bad planning.

What I’m trying to do is save up all the vacation time I can in case there is another round of layoffs and I get as much as I possibly can.

However, I didn’t think clearly. I’ve capped at 120 hours and can’t take any more time off until the end of September. I just took a small vacation and killed out 16 hours, but at the rate I’m going now, I’ll be capped again around that time.

I hope I will be taking some extra time off then, but there are no promises.

… The Olympics are about to end and they have been amazing to watch. Michael Phelps winning eight gold medals and Usain Bolt winning the 100- and 200-meter dashes in world record time and relative ease.

There are also some odd moments: a wrestler refusing his bronze medal and a Cuban taekwondo fighter kicking the official of his match after he was disqualified for taking too much injury time. Why it is no laughing matter, I will say the World Taekwondo Federation now has a new use of their acronym, WTF.

I had the day off of work more than two weeks ago and was able to watch the Opening Ceremonies in peace. I thought it was a wonderful show; then the truths came out. The little girl singing was a Milli Vanilli; the actual girl I guess didn’t meet the standards of the Chinese. There were fake fireworks, which I kind of suspected.

But there was also a story about a dancer that was hurt days before the opening ceremony. She fell 10 feet off a moving platform and of course the Chinese are not releasing any information about the true condition of the dancer while there are reports she may be paralyzed.

I will say London has a lot to do in order to top what the Chinese did to light the flame. But it still doesn’t match the archer from the 1992 Barcelona Games lighting the flame. After all, that guy had one shot to do that.

And maybe, who knows, I can get a handball team going and I could be there. Doubtful, but there are only 1,434 days to go to get it done.

Summer colds suck

There is nothing worse than have time off and being sick all those days, especially in the summer.

… I can’t remember the last time I saw the San Francisco Giants win a baseball game in person. I saw them lose on opening day this season at Dodgers Stadium. I didn’t go last year and the last time before that; I had stuff thrown at me. I honestly can’t remember the last time they won.

So it was fun to watch the Giants beat the Padres at Petco Park in San Diego at a different place. This was this first time I went to Giants game outside of Dodgers Stadium since I saw them in 2001 at what is now AT&T Park. In fact, when I discussed it with my friend Eric who came with me I discovered I’ve been to every current MLB park in California now. I’ve also watched the Giants play at Candlestick Park.

But what made this game so fun was the mascot to end all mascots – San Diego Chicken. It was very entertaining, although there were two moments that were kind of scary, each involving children.

The first was a parent gave their baby to the SDC to hold on top of the dugout while the game was going on. It was cute, but you just hoped there would be no foul ball hit that way.

The second involved a skit where they get four to five kids dressed as chicks and they walk around during the inning break. I had seen this skit before and knew that they usually walk in front of the pitcher as they warm up. Well I guess the SDC didn’t warn them and the pitcher was halfway through his wind up when he saw them and stopped. Pitcher wasn’t too happy.

But the SDC was very entertaining and of course it was nice to see the Giants win.

… I spent a day working where I used to earlier this week. I was designing the Olympic special section for the Press-Telegram back at the Arco Center.

It was strange since I remember a full sports staff being there. I also had what was the entire sports area to myself. I was there for about 12 hours, mainly because I wanted to make sure everything was designed before the following day’s deadline.

It was sad since I remember what it was like when there was a full desk working and all the laughs we had.

I had a chance to get dinner at one of our old haunts, but decided it just didn’t feel right with everyone gone.

… I recently signed up for Netflix mainly to see two movies I knew I would have a hard time finding at a video store.

The first movie I checked out was the documentary “The Bridge.” One of my sisters told about when I went to San Francisco last year and walked half way across the Golden Gate Bridge. The movie told stories about people jumping off the bridge in 2004. For those of you that didn’t know, the Golden Gate is the most popular place in the world to kill yourself. The film actually captured jumpers. Some from the moment they jumped following them down and others where they just has a wide view of the entire bridge and all you saw was a big splash.

But before you condemn the film as being another snuff film like “Faces of Death” it isn’t. They talk to family and friends of those that jump along with people who were on the bridge when they saw people jump, like a family on vacation. There is another story is of a person that pulled someone back on to the bridge. One of the most memorable stories is of someone that survived the jump.

It was a good documentary, and gives an idea about what a person would think before taking their life and the people they left behind and what they think.

The second movie was much less heavy called “Zero Hour.” It’s a drama about a troubled war pilot that has to land a passenger plane where the pilots became sick and are unable to fly. Of course, everyone knows the movie by the comedy remake of it “Airplane!”

I’ve seen Airplane more than probably the average person and watching Zero Hour was difficult. Zero Hour is a serious drama and most of the dialog of Airplane comes from the movie with the jokes added after each line. I heard the lines and was expecting the punch line to come, but it never did. But it was just odd on how similar the two movies were, yet so completely different. If anyone is a big Airplane fan, give Zero Hour a look.

Just when I was about to forget what it was like

I’m too old to eat Lucky Charms, don’t ask me how I know.

… It’s impossible to predict an earthquake with any degree of certainty besides there will be one eventually. I got a warning before Tuesday’s 5.3 earthquake centered in Chino Hills, about 30 miles Northeast from Long Beach. I was online with friend in Riverside, about 10 miles from CH and with on the phone with another friend about a mile East of me. My friend on line sent a message saying Earthquake. A second later my friend was wondering what was going on. A second later I felt it.

Now, I’ve can recall about six other earthquakes. I’m sure there were more, but they must have been insignificant. The one thing I’ll remember about this quake – besides multitasking conversations – is the fact that you were jolted, and then you rolled until it faded away and it took a long time to fade away.

… Speaking about my friends out in Riverside, they received kind of some bad news as the company that owns them is offering buyouts to its employees. According to reports, the company needs to cut 14 percent of the work force.

Those that take the buyout will get 1.5 weeks pay for every year they worked, six months of benefits paid to cover insurance and help in finding new work. Also, those that take the buyout will be able to file for unemployment with the company not blocking assistance.

I understand what they are going through. Five months back I didn’t have that option. It was either “We are going to keep you or not.”

In talking with friends, some seem interested in the buyout. I just hope it works out for the best with everyone.

… After struggling for months and taking breaks in between working out, I think I’ve finally got running down. At first I was winded after each work out, not going very far either. Next, my ankles couldn’t take it. Then the pain moved up to my shins. This past week my back stiffened up. But now, I think I’m finally breaking through.

I’m running farther in my allotted time. I’m also trying to eat smarter, maybe not so much better. For example, I’ve tried not to by junk food when I can. Also, not eating when I get home after work is crucial. I’m also trying to avoid soda as much as possible.

I think I finally turned the corner.

… I get to see my beloved Giants again this Friday. This time I’ll see them in San Diego at Petco Park. I got great seats 11 rows behind the Giants dugout. I’m looking forward to it. Also, their best pitcher will be starting; Tim Lincecum who I really want to see. Not only that, the famous San Diego Chicken comes out of retirement for one night only. My friend and I picked the right game I think.

And in case you forgot all about the San Diego Chicken, check this out.

Like Fox News would ever make you look bad

If you are a big name, when there isn’t a microphone and/or camera on you?

… I don’t know how Jesse Jackson can say the words “I want to cut off his nuts,” then say that you hope those words are not taken out of context.

Unless you followed that statement by saying, “I heard he likes peanuts. I’m calling Jimmy Carter to see if he can let me on his peanut farm so I can cut off some nuts for him.” I don’t know how else to take it.

I’m sure he had his reasons for saying what he did, but to say that while sitting in front of a camera ready to go television on the Fox News Channel may not be the best time.

One of the things I learned from journalism school when talking about Freedom of Speech is the concept of Time, Place and Manner. I see a new side of it. You can say what you want, but if you violate all three, you have some explaining to do. Especially if you are about to be on Fox News saying you want to emasculate someone running for President.

… For the first time in years, I got a toy in my cereal; Corn Pops in case you are wondering. It was kind of a shock. I didn’t know it came with anything when I bought it.

It actually wasn’t much of a toy really. It was a plastic spoon with a red light attached to it.

Like I said, it had been years that I got a toy in my cereal. I don’t remember the last time I actually bought cereal knowing it came with something.

Maybe it’s a sign that I’m becoming older. Or maybe it’s a sign that there are no good prizes in cereals.

… I can only recall two funerals I’ve ever been to before last week. Each time they were people I wished I got to know better: my grandfather and the managing editor at the last paper I worked at.

Last Monday, I went to a Celebration service for my friend James Melroy who died less than three weeks ago. I’ve never really had to deal with something like that before: mourn someone that I had an almost daily interaction with as a friend.

I’m at a different stage in my life in where all the changes are coming with my friends. They are all involved in relationships, engaged or married. I’m happy for all of them but at the same time I think about my life.

Then I think of James quoting the movie “Swingers” to cheer me up by saying “You’re so money.” But he’d also remind, “You don’t look at the things that you have, you only look at the stuff that you don’t have.”

While I miss James, I know he’s always with me.

By the way, I have his memorial T-Shirt. Get yours at www.cafepress.com/jamesmelroy